If you only knew!

Something's happening here. What it is aint exactly clear. (Enough of that). Either all the planets have aligned in the third quadrant of the second trimester of Venus or it might be just a coincidence. Last night the Coffs Rugby Club had the previlege of training with five high profile Wallabies and officials. Dan Vickerman, Chris Latham, Matt Giteau, Andrew Blades (former Wallaby great and Wallaby forward coach) and some dark bloke. I think they called him Ella or something. There was also one not-so-welcome member of the squad there (not welcome on my behalf anyway). The baby-faced git that just "wants to be known for his rugby"(wa wa sob sob), Matt Dunning. Now someone set the video or save this to your hard drive or something because I'm gunna say this once and once only. Gulp, he's actually quite a decent bloke! There I said it. Happy now.

He, Dan and Andrew (I can call them by first names because I'm in sooooo good with them now) helped the forwards with different aspects of their game. When it came to lineouts he gave me a few tips on how to throw (it might of been around the other way actually, because he couldn't hit Joey Johns' arse from two yards).

But credit where credit is due, it was good for the club and for that we are greatful. Cheers boys.

P.S. If any one has a suggestion for the Coffs Rugby Club mascot/emblem please help, because the great minds at "the home of the Walabies" came up with the all inspiring "Coffs Rugby Club". Doesn't it strike fear. Our colours are red and black but we are willing to change.

Suggestions so far:
- Coffs Gropers (went out the window with the Bulldog scandal)
- Coffs Lady Beetles (good use of the colours but I think I'd be more scared of the Woolgolga Sea-Horses
- Coffs Mozzies (our field is literally built on a swamp and several players are sitting the season out with Ross River Fever)