Young Socceroos stun everyone (everyone who's watching that is)

The future of Aus Soccer looks bright. Today the young socceroos perfected a skill that will be vital if they are to live up to the reputation of the national team – winning when it doesn’t really matter.
Yay! 3-2 over Brazil in the youth championships. Makes the pain of Argentina-Iran-Uruguay so much easier to take.
It seems they are also well on their way to learning the skill of throwing away a lead, although they are not quite there yet. The young socceroos were 3-0 up 2 minutes into the second half and despite trying their hearts out to throw that away, they only managed to concede 2 goals. Better luck next time chaps.
Still, in the meantime they can work hard on furthering their professional careers. Since Leeds is looking poorly, they’ll have to find themselves another European club that will refuse them leave to play or train with the national squad and that will try to get them into the Welsh 4th side (on the basis of a cousin twice removed who married into a half-Welsh family) so that they can never play for Australia again.
Good luck boys, I know you can do it.