Well, I'M excited

You know you're in Australia when the two leading stories on the national news of the national broadcaster are sport-related. Thorpey had a whoopsy at the Olympic trials and the rugby league saga just got even more unbelievable. Aside from that, the "brown nose gnome" decided, for reasons unknown, (it couldn't be trying to gain unfair advantage could it?) to flick off the bails as he walked pass them during the Third Test against Sri Lanka.

Oh, and the 'Tahs road trip just got worse. Where have you gone Matty Rogers, a state turns it's lonely eyes to you...