Enough already

Is anyone else totally Thorpedoed out? Yes, the boy can swim, yes, he scrubs up pretty well, yes, he is so very nice to boot, but "functional energy waters"? What the fuck is that about? I have functional waters too but I don't generally bottle them and try to sell them to the public. The pearls were one thing but now the water, the food, and the promise of more:

"Different personalities have different interests. Fashion is one of my interests, food is one of my interests and I have a lot of other interests that people will see. Some may be surprised by them, some won't."

Thorpie, if only you would surprise us. Does anyone actually care what Thorpie's interests are, outside of swimming very fast, winning gold medals and making us glad he's on our team? Well, even if you were interested, would you buy something because it's an "interest" of Thorpie's? The last straw was that bloody wanky photo of him in the Sun Herald this weekend. Reading the SMH's Good Living whilst immaculately attired in some wanky restaurant, I almost forgot why he was famous in the first place.